45 Amazingly Crazy And Stupid Status 2016

45 Amazingly Crazy And Stupid Status 2016

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Being crazy at times could be fun ! Like making everyone crazy around you with your actions or words. Depends! You might like to put some crazy updates on your social accounts as well.

We have compiled a list of 45 Amazingly Crazy Status for you. Now the whole list contains mind blowing stuff. It surely will blow everyone’s minds out when they’ll read it as a status on your FACEBOOK timeline or as your WhatsApp status. Sometimes it’s good to be crazy! Scroll down and Have fun!

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45 Amazingly Crazy Status

1: My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

2: Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

3: When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

4: People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

5: Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

6: I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

7: How can i miss something i never had?

8: Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

9: My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

10: Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

11: Can’t talk, telepathy only!

12: Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

13: Q is just O with a cigar.

14: I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

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15: Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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16: You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

17: You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…

18: Hey there whatsapp is using me.

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19: I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

20: When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic!!!

21: I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

22: God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

23: Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

24: Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

25: When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

26: My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

27: Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

28: Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship 😛

29: A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

30: My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

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31: Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

32: Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂

33: Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

34: I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..

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35: I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

36: If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

37: Life is Short – Chat Fast!

38: If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

39: I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. ? ?

40: Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

41: Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

42: I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

43: God is really creative, I mean just look at me 😛

44: Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

45: Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.

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