50+ Best Funny Status For Facebook

50+ Best Funny Status For Facebook

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Do you like some funny stuff? Actually, it’s good to keep the people around you happy. Sharing a joke with them can do the trick to make them LAUGH. Is there someone who is being emotional right now or not feeling good? We have compiled a list of 50+ Best Funny Status. Take the best one and post it on your Facebook timeline, as a tweet or set it as your WhatsApp status. Don’t forget to mention that person so that he/she can see it. You can send them as a message if any of these describes the situation best. Making someone laugh could be difficult sometimes, but it’s really important if they are expecting it in their difficult situations. It could be your friend, partner or a family member, in fact anyone close to you. Being funny is important! Haha! Scroll down and choose the best one. There are plenty of funny statuses below.

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50+ Best Funny Status

1: Read books instead of reading my status!

2: Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

3: Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

4: Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!

5: Marriage is the cause of divorce.!

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6: Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…

7: You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

8: When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

9: I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

10: Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…

11: SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

12: I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

13: Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

14: In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

15: How can i miss something i never had?

16: Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂

17: You can never buy LUV….But still U have to pay for it ..

18: Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

19: All the Rules are made.. to be break.

20: Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

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21: It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

22: If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

23: A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

24: I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

25: Life is too Short – Chat Fast!

26: Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

27: I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

28: Life is Short – Chat Fast!

29: I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..

30: If I agreed with you we both were wrong.

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31: When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

32: I love my job only when I am on Holiday…..

33: Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

34: Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

35: A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

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36: Hey there whatsapp is using me.

37: I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

38: Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome

39: Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

40: Hey,you are reading my status again??

41: Can’t talk, telepathy only!

42: Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

43: If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

44: Always respects your self!

45: I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

46: My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

47: Save Water, Drink Wine!!

48: WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

49: I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ?

50: When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

51: Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

52: Status: I on Not on whatsapp..

53: My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

54: God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

55: If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

56: Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

57: I just need a good Wifi & Wife.

58: When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.

59: Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…

60: Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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