Funny Status Lines For Facebook/Whatsapp

Funny Status Lines For Facebook/Whatsapp

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Wanna be funny? Haha! It’s really important to make everyone smile around you. Sometimes cracking a joke can be a good solution to many problems. So, wanna put something funny on your Facebook timeline or your WhatsApp status? We have compiled a list of Funny Status Lines that sure will make you laugh along with everyone who’ll read it. So pick any of these funny lines that might be perfect for you right now to put on your status and make everyone happy on Facebook, WhatsApp and on Twitter even. Let’s make everyone laugh! Scroll down.. 😀

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Funny Status Lines 2016

1: Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

2: 10] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

3: No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons

4: move on…

5: My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.

6: I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

7: You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

8: I’m never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What’s the proper etiquette here?

9: I’ll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.

10: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

11: Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

12: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

13: Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. …..(more whatsapp quotes)

14: Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. 🙂

15: Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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16: Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

17: Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

18: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

19: 14] Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.

20: “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.

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21: The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

22: People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

23: Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

24: Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

25: The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

26: My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ? :p

27: The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

28: You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

29: Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.

30: Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

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31: Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

32: offered any food 🙂 🙂

33: tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.

34: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

35: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

36: Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

37: Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)

38: We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

39: At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever

40: A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

funny status lines

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41: Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

42: The longer the title the less important the job.

43: Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

44: A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

45: Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.  ……..(Sad status)

46: Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

47: Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

48: I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. –

49: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

50: Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

51: After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.

52: The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

53: Never steal. The government hates competition.

54: I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

55: Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!   ………(Best whatsapp status)

56: Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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