100+ Christmas Status | Awesome Christmas Quotes 2016

100+ Christmas Status | Awesome Christmas Quotes 2016

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We’re delighted to bring the extensive list of 100+ Christmas Status | Awesome Christmas Quotes for you. This festival is in fact one of the most loveliest and most celebrated one among Christian community.

Merry Christmas takes place on 25th of December to commemorate Jesus-Christ’s birth. This festival is celebrated with lot of decorations, gift-exchanging and Santa-Clause outfits. Even it’s celebrated among non-Christian community.

So, on this beautiful occasion, you’d love to put Christmas Status and Best Christmas Quotes on your Facebook timeline and WhatsApp. You’re gonna love it!

Scroll down to check these beautiful Merry Christmas Status and Quotes. 🙂

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100+ Christmas Status Awesome Best Christmas Quotes 2016

100+ Christmas Status Awesome Christmas Quotes 2016

100+ Christmas Status | Awesome Christmas Quotes 2016

1. ) Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

2. ) Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …

3. ) Cause it’s you and me and all of the people and i don’t know why i can’t keep my eyes off of you.

4. ) I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one place with my phone all day.

5. ) Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot. – Charlie Chaplin

6. ) If we keep Christ in our heart, Christmas has no end.

7. ) Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

8. ) May the light of love shine upon you,and may your life be filled with blessing in this Christmas season.

9. ) I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.

10. ) Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

11. ) One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature ? ?

12. ) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?

13. ) There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

14. ) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

15. ) Christmas is love come down to earth, a gift of infinite worth.

16. ) Warm wishes from our house to yours.

17. ) Too busy to update a status. 0_o

18. ) Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

19. ) Peace, good will and happiness for you at Christmas and always.

20. ) Your are on our list for a Christmas wish.

21. ) I am dreaming of white christmas, with every christmas card i write, may your days be merry and bright, and may all your christmases be white. happy christmas

22. ) Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….

23. ) I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less.

24. ) Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.

25. ) Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

26. ) You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

27. ) One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

28. ) I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

29. ) Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

30. ) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

31. ) May the season bring only happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.

32. ) And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –

33. ) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

34. ) Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

35. ) Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.

100+ Christmas Status Awesome Best Christmas Quotes 2016

100+ Christmas Status Awesome Best Christmas Quotes 2016

36.-) The Christmas in your heart spreads the feeling of Christmas in the air.

37.-) Who doesn’t like Christmas? A Turkey.

38.-) All the worry and stress of Christmas goes when you see the look of happiness on your child’s face Christmas morning, and that’s better than any gift

39.-) A hug is the perfect Christmas gift- one size fits all and it’s easily returned!

40.-) Santa, you either take my name off the Naughty list, or I show Mrs. Claus those pictures of you with that little blonde elf that works in the Doll department!

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41.-) Dear Santa, I don’t want much this year, all I want is for the person reading this to be in my life forever… And that they want me in their lives too.

42.-) Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.

43.-) You’re my guiding star so I’ll follow you everywhere this Christmas.

44.-) A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa: send me your mother!

45.-) Ow, the weather outside is frightful, but no school would be delightfu. And since I don’t want to go, Let it snow let it snow let it snow.

46.-) A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.

47.-) I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

48.-) Well Christmas is almost here, so Santa I’m just gonna come right out and say it – I have been naughty but I’m very good at it, so umm does that count? ?

49.-) Dear Santa all i want for Christmas is to hear my mothers voice, to feel her love, and have her arms around me. but i will settle for her to keep watch over us.

50.-) Looks like I’m gonna have to wrap up batteries for this years Xmas presents with a lil’ note saying “Toys not included!” ;o)

51.-) Wishing You a Season of Blessings from Heaven above.

52.-) …….why is a christmas tree better than a man??? It stays up for 12 days & nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!!!

53.-) I am dreaming of White Christmas, but it doesn’t snow here.

54.-) Sending sprinkles of Christmas spirit to all my Facebook friends.

55.-) Christmas is always in my heart like you are always on my WhatsApp list.

56.-) The best part about Christmas is seeing it through the eyes of your children.

57.-) This Christmas don’t gift me with a present, give me your presence.

58.-) Microsoft has Windows, but Santa has Chimneys.

59.-) To all my friends and loved ones, Wishing you all a very special Christmas. No presents needed, your presence in my life is enough. LOVE YOU ALL HEAPS XX-XXX

60.-) How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.

61.-) Ti’s the season to be eating- fa la la la la.. on my diet I am cheating- fa la la la la..

62.-) Step into a new year and kick your troubles out of the window.

63.-) This Christmas spread your fragrance, wear a nice perfume.

64.-) Why does the government tell us not to say “Christmas” to keep from offending anyone, but we have to “push 1 for English” just to use the phone?

65.-) I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I’m just a racist.

66.-) The only complaint that most shoppers have during Christmas is one of long standing.

67.-) Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It is not about gifts, but rather the love for your family and friends, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

68.-) Santa might not visit your Christmas party this year, but I will. WhatsApp Me.

69.-) My Christmas Wish List: LOVE, GOOD HEALTH AND HAPPINESS. . . but I’ll settle for good kids, a clean house and someone to cook me dinner. . .

70.-) The best thing I remember about Christmas is my childhood.

100+ Christmas Status Awesome Best Christmas Quotes 2016

100+ Christmas Status Awesome Best Christmas Quotes 2016

71. ) Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?

72. ) Hey there….. be there.

73. ) For everybody in the world whatever color their skin may be, whatever their religion may be, whatever their situation may be, good health, lots of love, of possibilities and.. peace!!!

74. ) Status under construction.

75. ) Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.

76. ) Christmas is love in action. every time we love, every time we give, it’s christmas.

77. ) Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

78. ) I believe Santa is so jolly because of all the beer we leave out for him.

79. ) May your heart be filled with the joy of giving,as it is the expression of the love in your heart and the kindness in your soul.

80. ) may your life be filled with good luck and prosperity.

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81. ) How many observe Christ’s birthday ! How few, His precepts!

82. ) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ? :p

83. ) There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

84. ) Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

85. ) Santa saw your Facebook profile. Now you’re getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas.

86. ) Oh my dear, forget ur fear, let all ur dreams be clear, never put tear, please hear, i want to tell one thing in ur ear, wishing u a very “happy new year”!

87. ) Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

88. ) Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.

89. ) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude!

90. ) So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world?

91. ) It’s christmas and i just wanted to say thank you’ and that. it’s been a great pleasure working with you past year. hope you and your family has wonderful holidays and. a happy new year.

92. ) Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

93. ) Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

94. ) The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

95. ) I wish you a very merry Christmas and May we enjoy many more years together as friends.

96. ) Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

97. ) May this new year bring you peace and tranquility,

98. ) Merry christmas and happy new year.

99. ) I’m cool but global warming made me hot

100. ) On this most blessed day, I wish you love for all your kindness,

101. ) and as you walk your path may it bring you contentment.

102. ) tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.

103. ) At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.

104. ) They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

105. ) The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

100+ Christmas Status Awesome Best Christmas Quotes 2016

100+ Christmas Status Awesome Best Christmas Quotes 2016

106. ) I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

107. ) I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

108. ) I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

109. ) At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special

110. ) Me putting up with you is your christmas present.

111. ) To your enemy, forgiveness. to an opponent, tolerance. to a friend, your heart. to a customer, service. to all, charity. to every child, a good example. to yourself, respect.

112. ) Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory

113. ) Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

114. ) Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.

115. ) Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u

116. ) People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

117. ) A new year is like a blank book. the pen is in your hands. it is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.

118. ) Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

119. ) May God Bless you with joy, peace and love on this christmas.

120. ) Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful

Hope you love these Merry Christmas Status and Quotes for Facebook and WhatsApp. 🙂

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